Shine On Crazy Diamond...

Slip into your bedazzled cat-suit (what, you don't have one of those?  Don't look at me with those judgey little eyes...it's slimming.) it's time for:

Weir Watch

Johnny Weir, figure skater and the sparking drop of elegante that stole the Sochi Olympics, will be upping the Derby game to "Weirce" with fun-sized BFF and fashion accessory Tara Lipinski (she is about the size of a Birkin bag...).  

Derby, bitches!

For those of you unfamiliar with the Kentucky Derby, some horses run around or something for two minutes...but it's really all about the hats and the booze.  Johnny is no Derby amateur, last year, he made granny's best church hat THE LOOK.

Weirce

Ladies, you're going to have to up your game to keep up with the flame even Russia couldn't dim.  I would go with something wide-brimmed so you can protect yourself from retina burn, not from the sun, but from the amount of FACE and GLAM Johnny is sure to be serving up.  

I'm betting even the horses will take a knee when Johnny and Tara glide by, such is the power of their FAB.