FOX - Proving One Reality Show At A Time, That Humanity Is Doomed.

FOX, the same network that brought you Joe Millionaire and the slurping noises heard round the world, is premiering a new reality show called; I Wanna Marry "Harry" where 12 hot American ticks (typo - and it stays), are plunked on a posh British estate to fight for the heart of a faux "Prince Harry" and a chance to be a princess.

Hope for humanity - dashed.

Sure, because that is totally how Harry, His Royal Gingerness (HRG) would choose a bride.  Oy and Vey.

Faux HRG

Real HRG

I'm guessing the working title for this indictment of youth was something along the lines of The 12 Dumbest Women in America because damn, ladies...just, damn.  No part of - "Hey, I'm from FOX, Prince Harry is looking to get hitched, the Queen thinks there would be no better way to spice up the royal gene pool than with some American Fame-ho. Wanna be a Princess?" sounded suspect to you?!

I'm holding out hope that at least one of these women is in on the joke, and just went along for the free-vacay, to get her drink-on, and laugh at the morons on a British estate with a hot ginge.

"Sure, I'm ready to meet "Prince Harry",*wink, wink* is there any more wine, and who do I have to kill to get some chips and dip?"