Fight Club: The 2014 Met Gala Edition

If every year you think to yourself;

"Yeah, the Met Gala is great...but it needs more fisticuffs and brawling in confined spaces..."

Poof. Wish granted.

Meet your new champion, Solange Knowles - lil sis to Queen B.  SPK (Sucker Punch Knowles) went all Brad Pitt and made Jay Z her Edward Norton moments before this pic was taken.

This. Is. So. Not. Over.

No, for reals.  She whaled on him. I haven't seen a trick lose her mind like that since the last time I was in a college bar...or the last time I caught ANY portion of ANY Jersey Shore episode.

Thanks to our voyeuristic society, the video hit the internet today and I hope Jay Z learned a valuable lesson, never underestimate the little chicks.  The mean ones are 10 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb bag. They're like cornered badgers; all nails, teeth and insane rage fueled by a lifetime of short jokes.

Here's how it went down. As Bey, Jay Z, SPK and a very unfortunate bodyguard entered the elevator, Jay Z obviously flung some shade at SPK, perhaps reprimanding her for not dropping a deep enough curtsy every time Blue Ivy shines her divine countenance on the common (read; EVERYONE) and SPK snapped, erupting into a apricot ball of fury. The professional muscle could barely contain her, and she still managed to get in a few kicks and throw her purse at him.

Sidenote - Guurrrrl, RESPECT.
Way to commit to the crazy.

My guess is that SPK was already mad because while big sis gets to rock a look that's a cross between Ingrid Bergman and Elvira, she had to settle for a vanity chair slip-cover from the powder room of an upscale French restaurant. That's rough duty.

Bey herself, decided that shit was not worth risking her weave and let the hired help handle it.  On the one hand, Haute couture gown/hours getting ready, but on the other - your sister is turning the elevator into a episode of the Jerry Springer show.

What is a Queen Diva do do?!? 

Seems to me the only positions for a sister in that situation are: 1. holding him down/helping to dispense the beatdown or 2. defending your boo. Cause, while it is never okay for a dude to hit a girl, a girl can totally hit another girl.

SPK did stand down when Bey stood between them, I suspect mostly because Blue Ivy has Suri Cruise and Maddox Pitt on speed dial, and even crazy chicks know you don't mess with that kind of power.