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| Is that a cardboard cutout, or are her eyes really that dead? |
Fans paid $400 for this shit. I'm sure most of them just wanted her to explain "Sk8er boi" To this day the title of that song makes my left eye twitch.
Here is the real mystery, Avril is married to the head nickel in Nickelback, Chad Kroger. So that dude, who looks like he picked her up in front of her Jr. High in his pedo-van, can touch her, she encourages it actually, let him put a ring on it...but not the fans. Sure, that makes total sense...
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| Did I miss an Amber Alert?? |
Lets compare to some shots from other meet and greets, with folks a tad more awesome and let's say relevant...actual celebrities.
Rhianna:
Pop princess, but will still grab your ass if you ask her to, that's my kind of people. Keep it real, Rhirhi!! |
| Boundaries are for basic bitches.... |
Ian Smoulderhalder:
My #1 imaginary boyfriend, ridiculously good looking, philanthropic, and all around great guy. He has time to start a charity to save the planet, and will still let his fans get their grope on a lil' bit. His left eyebrow is better than Avril and Nickelback combined... |
| Real men snuggle. |
Beyonce:
Even Queen B allows the common folk to get closer than Avril...if anyone could insist on a permanent 3 foot radius from the riff raff at all times it's Bey...
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| But never make eye contact with Blue Ivy Carter, she'll cut a bitch... |
Bottom line...Avril - bitch please...you won't catch anything from your fans that you wouldn't catch at home.
You, more than most, should super grateful for fans. Full stop.
If they want you to dress like Kermit the frog in drag and brony braid their damn hair, you should really just do it.
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