Thursday, May 15, 2014

CBS Goes Kevorkian On 2 1/2 Men

Somewhere Charlie Sheen is cackling with utter glee, Ashton Kutcher better brace himself for the epic but disjointed Twitter poem Charlie is no doubt composing as we speak (between doing lines of blow off a strippers ass, it is TBT after all).


Say goodbye to the show that chronicled the the loss of Charlie Sheen's sanity and Jon Cryer's dignity.  Two And 1/2 Men is finally being put out of it's misery after 12 excruciating years...


CBS made the announcement this week, saying that the entire last season will be devoted to saying farewell with a ton of special guest appearances, possibly including the tiger-blood filled cautionary tale that IS Charlie Sheen.

The real question is will Angus T Smith (the 1/2 man) come back for the final season, a couple years ago he found Jesus and facial hair at the same time (as that usually happens).  After a lengthy dip in holy water and soul bleach, Angus went all "get behind me, sinners (CBS)" in several online rants, bitch got fired,  and that's the last we heard of him.

This is your brain after prolonged
exposure to Charlie Sheen.

At least one episode better feature just Charlie and Angus having a crazy-off, that's what we all want to see. We all know in the race of crazy, Charlie has a serious lead, but for a young punk - Angus has really kept his game tight.  

Who will prevail, the walking drug PSA or the kid mainlining Jesus??  Tough call.  My money is on Charlie on account of the devil rushes in and parties, where angels fear to tread.

Team Charlie!!



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